All over my floor

I find nothing more repulsive than binge drinking hooliganism. Followed closely by vomiting on someone's toilet floor. Lets face it, you made it so close. What was stopping you from opening the toilet seat and taking aim? It's a wonder what half a bottle of vodka in half an hour can do to a man.

I remember the days of yesterday when us highschool kids would purchase the cheapest, most grotesque 'poisons' we could for a random and eventful night. Binge drinking was popular in my day but we at least had the self control to pace ourselves to some degree. Surely by the end of the night I would wind up in some ditch puking my guts up, but I always took aim in an appropriate locality. The thought of desecrating some poor innocent host's premises was too much to bare.

This short entry was inspired on the spur of the moment by a vocal projection I would best forget. So I end this by offering some advice. Watch your booze and be responsible. A small percentage of drinkers can actually handle high alcohol consumption therefore overuse will only cause problems.

Nengi